Goodnight moon.
Malarie. 16. Christian. Straight. Taken. I think turtles are cooler than cats. Just sayin'.
20 bucks says you'll remember me.

laughcentre:

don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes

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missbrostrider:

This fucking photo ruined my life whenever I think about it I burst out laughing I have gotten so many detentions cause of this fucking cat duckface monster

hopefvlly:

i think the cutest date would be sitting on my bedroom floor with stomachs sore from laughter, lungs left breathless, and lips warm with kisses

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el-diablo-azul-16:

el-diablo-azul-16:

Another 2011 throwback; Ladies and Gentlemen: The Cone-tra.

bringing this back