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Malarie. 17. Christian. Straight. Taken. I think turtles are cooler than cats. Just sayin'.
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bigrnac:

lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”

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a shooting star is actually someone driving off rainbow road

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timetravelingtrickster:

I’m sorry, you must be at least a level 4 friend to unlock my tragic backstory

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nosdrinker:

captain underpants is better than every john green book

agree

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kakarikokid:

there’s nothing more satisfying than being an asshole in mario kart

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bagmilk:

7 year olds are fucking assholes

i can’t believe so many kids are starting anal at such a young age

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skypestripper:

its not good sex unless u have to glue ur penis back on

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